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Super Mario Galaxy 

The BEST video game ever, literally. Released in 2007 for the Wii. Mario is invited to the Star Festival, which occurs every 100 years. As Mario arrives, Bowser turns up on cue and destroys the festival, and kidnaps Peach and takes to his new galaxy. Mario is blasted into space, and later wakes up on a distant planet, where he learns disaster has also struck Rosalina, a princess in space. Her power stars have been lost, and found by Bowser. Mario must go to many different galaxies, and regain the 120 power stars. They can get Mario across the world to where Bowser has Peach. Somewhat familar to Super Mario 64.
Man 1: What game should I get for my new Wii?
Man 2: Super Mario Galaxy!! Its the BEST!!

Super Mario Bros. 2 

Game of the year.
Supppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer mario brothers twoooooooooooooooooo babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!- videogamedunkey on "Super Mario Bros. 2"

Super Mario Sex 

when you have sexual contact with a girl while wearing a red hat with blue overalls and a red shirt under..after that they pay you in coins
So i had super mario sex with jack reagan..i payed him like 100 coins so he could have an extra life and we could go a 2nd round.
Super Mario Sex by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels 

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels was first released in Japan for the Famicom as Super Mario Bros. 2. It was designed for players who had mastered the original. Nintendo of America deemed the title "too difficult" for North American audiences, so they instead chose another game as the western region's Super Mario Bros. 2, which was a re-skin of Doki Doki Panic.

Later, in 1993, North America got to experience The Lost Levels in the 5-in-1 compilation Super Mario All-Stars for SNES. It was later ported to the Game Boy Color (in Super Mario Bros. Deluxe), Game Boy Advance (in Japan only), and Virtual Console.

Reviewers viewed Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels as an extension of the original release, especially its difficulty progression. Journalists appreciated the game's challenge when spectating speedruns, and recognized the game as a precursor to the franchise's subculture in which fans create and share nearly impossible levels.
God, Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels is so fucking hard.

super mario galaxy 2 

if you don't plan on getting this game, i recomend suicide. i got mario galaxy 1 earlier this year, and beat the game in 4 days. i've almost got all the power stars, however mario galaxy 2 offers much more of a challenge. so please, fucking do the world a favor and get the game!
guy1:"hey, are you gonna get super mario galaxy 2?"
guy 2:"no, mario is for assholes."
guy1: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *goes into fit of rage* *shoots him*