slumped

1) when you are having intercourse with an opposite sex, and you take your penis out and beat the shit out her face(males only)

2)when you randomly go up to someone and punch them in the nose or mouth causing them to say "what the fuck was that for"

i.e.1 Guy1: When I was fuckin that bitch last night, i slumped the shit outta her
Guy2: Werd

i.e2 Guy:I slumped your mom in and out of bed last night

by hjrt July 7, 2007

Stumped

The dismemberment of every limb

The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 16, 2008

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

Skumped

Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.

My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.

by zubb00 January 15, 2011

stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

Sumpted

To loan a good friend money and not be repaid.

I knew I was "Sumpted" after I saw Bobby sitting on the beach drinking cocktails with the money I loaned him.

by rtail June 28, 2012

Sumedh

Someone who has poop in their brain

Look at that guy, he's so stupid he must be a Sumedh.

by Derp180 April 26, 2019