Smirkitis

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

by TFE August 28, 2007

smirlfriend

a term used in the slums of long island... specifically east northport... where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the word GIRLFRIEND.

CASE ONE:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?

CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?

by kim =) March 3, 2008

smirff

awesome people who die their hair blue and are short..not to be confused with smurf

"that chick is a smirff"

by jessicamessica February 18, 2009

semironic

(adj.) making use of irony partly for the purpose of disguising some genuine interest or affection; using irony to explain a guilty pleasure or a nostalgic attachment

Person 1: Why are you wearing that Power Rangers shirt?
Person 2: Well, at first it was supposed to be ironic, but I actually like the shirt now, so I guess it's only semironic.
Person 1: Oh. That almost makes sense.

by accostcodexterslab November 18, 2013

Samir

An Iranian, Uzbek, or Russian name given to those who are smart, witty, and are show offs, he doesn't need many friends, and he is on top of anything school, work, games, etc. He is also a very attractive and lovable person.

He is Samir, the smartest in the room.

by Jackson Voorhees July 16, 2020

samir shaban

noun

a samir shaban is a incredibly hot man and is a pro at any game you give him; a samir shaban would usually have black curly hair,and a bit tanned skin and their ethnicity would be Jordanian-american or just Arab.

verb

if you see a samir shaban he would usually be playing soccer or running with his Arab colon

related words: hot,cute,handsom,arab,hottie

the meaning of a samir shaban in a sentence would be "oh my that hot guy with abs and curly hair that is running down a hill must be a rare exotic creature called a samir shaban "

the litteral meaning of samir is a male name found commonly in the Indian subcontinent, Middle East, Central Asia and Europe. In Arabic, Samir (سمير) means holy, jovial, loyal or charming companion. In Indian languages it is derived from the Sanskrit word Samir (समीर) meaning gust of wind or gentle breeze.

the meaning of shaban is that it is a month in islam

by Samir eyad11 December 6, 2021

Error smirk

The happy expression on an employee's face when he or she has made a serious mistake at a loathed workplace. To the employee, it signals the possibility that the work place's reputation has been seriously damaged. This only occurs when an employee stays on for the perverse purpose of causing such damage.

"Jones. you moron! What were you thinking? The client thinks we are idiots now thanks to you."

"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.

by Cirdellin January 11, 2010