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Stuffed Mushroom

Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.

Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.

(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!

Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!

I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
by J Westeezy July 6, 2008
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Stuffie™

When you fart inside a Snuggie™ and becomes trapped for later until you stand up. Similar to the Dutch Oven
I was all warm and cozy last night while I was eating chili in my Snuggie, but I ended up with a Stuffie™ by the end of the night.
by gravymonkey December 31, 2009
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stuffaluffagus

The act of stuffing your head or as much as of your head you can get into a women's ass or vagina. Not to be confused with Snuffaluffagus.
Fuck, her pussy was so wide, I tried the stuffaluffagus.
by AN0SEater December 24, 2020
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Crotch stuffer

A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package
Oliver: Man... does Steve even think that looks real?
Tom: I guess so... he's such a crotch stuffer
by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010
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On weekends n' stuff, y'kno..

Something you answer with if you really don't give a shit for a question you were just asked, or if you don't want to give a legit answer, you just say "On weekends n' stuff" and you can occasionally add in "y'kno.." depending on how you feel about the situation. If they continue to question you, just force in another "y'kno/you know..."
bob: Hey, is it true you hooked up with Jane?
Fred: On weekends n' stuff, y'kno..
Bob: What?
Fred: you know...
by NihilisticJesus July 8, 2009
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White sticky stuff

Person 1: You know the white sticky stuff?
Person 2: Ice-cream?
Person 1: No the other one
Person 2: oooooh
by Kissed Patato January 7, 2022
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The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
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