pac-man strategy

driving between the broken lines of two lanes

that guy must be driving drunk; he doing the pac-man strategy

by kyndra December 26, 2003

strategic clutter

(noun) an organized mess, where it's chaos but you still know where everything is

"my room isn't messy, it's just full of strategic clutter"

by osn4p August 8, 2009

strategic vom

The vom you undertake when you start feeling sick, in order to get it over and done with so that you can keep on partying without feeling sick.

Look man, if you're starting to feel a bit sick, go have a strategic vom.

by Thaned July 31, 2010

Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

strategic slumber

Finding a creative and/or scientific way to end it all. For example, electrocution by a few hundred watts. It's pretty cool. 🙃

Dude it's not a suicide, it's a strategic slumber!

by outsiderrality June 21, 2019

Strategic Whiffing

A term used in the hit E-Sport game, Rocket league, for strategically missing the ball in a way that allows your teammates to not feel bad about how inadequate they are and how good you are.

My buddy James will never know he only made that shot because I decided that strategic whiffing the ball would improve his day.

by ProjectA July 19, 2019

Nerf Stryfe

ONE OF THE BEST NERF FUCKING BLASTERS EVER. LIKE THIS SHIT IS THE GO TO BLASTER FOR NERF WARS, IT CAN TAKE HUGE MAGAZINE LOADS, JUST LIKE YOUR MOM CAN, AND IT’S SEMI AUTO, AND TAKES FLYWHEELS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS. YOU CAN MOD IT TO HIT LIKE 100 FPS WITH LIPOS AND EVERYTHING! IT CAN TAKE MORE ATTACHMENTS ON IT THAN YOUR MOM, I DON’T KNOW WHY MOTHERFUCKERS HAVEN’T BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER!!!!!!

Jeff: Yo what’s your favorite Nerf blaster?

Brandon: the motherfucking NERF STRYFE

Jeff: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE SO BADASS

by YourAbsurdNeighbor August 27, 2018