straw dog

In business, something (an idea, or plan, usually) set up to be knocked down. It's the dangerous philosophy of presenting one mediocre idea, so that the listener will make the choice of the better idea which follows.

It backfires with some frequency, as the listener (out of sheer perversity) will insist on the straw dog.

by Arunabh Das April 22, 2004

straw dog

Something that is made only to be destroyed.

The doll, like a straw dog, was made for the sole purpose of being destroyed.

by Vulc4n January 2, 2006

Pickle & Straw

(v) the act of having anal sex without a condom then peeing out the poop that has lodged itself in your cockhole.

Alson known as P&S

Shit girll...Neville Pickle & Strawed all over my face..AND I LIKED IT!

by Codacious February 6, 2008

Boba straws

"Boba straws" is the equivalent of drunk texting. The phrase originated when a sleep-deprived restaurant manager was jarred awake by a restaurant manager group text, and unconsciously responded by typing "Boba straws!" to the managers group then falling back to sleep unaware of what he had texted. In that act, he exhibited the world's first Boba straws moment. The phrase can also used synonymously with "senior moment."

Annie: Did you understand what Calvin text to the group this morning?
Eve: I have no idea what he was saying. He was out of it. I think he had a Boba straws moment. Lol
Annie: Yeah, he has had a lot of those lately. Dude needs to get more sleep!

by heretiq April 23, 2014

straw feminist

Feminists that promote gender equality, accepting differences, etc - except they're really just doing the exact opposite. You know the crazy women on the street that say "All men are rapists!" and "men are diseased"? Or the women who berate you when you open a door for them? Yeah - That's who we're talking about here. Not to be mistaken with actual, sane feminists, who think men aren't just a bunch of crazy dickwangs, and believe equality is right for both genders.

Actual straw feminist quotes...

"All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman." - Catherine MacKinnon

"All men are rapists and that's all they are" - Marilyn French

"I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig." -- Andrea Dworkin

Did anyone read these and not just go WTF??

by I don't care if it's biased September 3, 2013

Metal straw

A straw that vsco girls use with their tea or water it’s so annoying

Omg you like my metal straw save the sea turtles sksksksksk

by Don’t use your real name :P September 25, 2019

bendy straw

noun; a bisexual person; a person who is attracted to both sexes

I think Keeli might be a bendy straw, you better stay away from her.

by pati May 28, 2006