A sucker who is roped into a scam unknowingly and often used as a scapegoat to deflect the attention of the authorities from the real crime.
by Yochana February 24, 2009
Get the straw man mug.Of or pertaining to a gay male or heterosexual female that endlessly chews on their drink's straw while spewing lame dicussion that bores those around them. Often these people are found against walls or under spotlights posing for their "adoring public." See also: Fagadactyl
Eddie was a complete straw chewer as he mawed away on his plastic hose chatting endlessly about Britney Spears.
by Zack Bunker December 30, 2007
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when your "doing" a chick {or guy in some cases} from behind then pull out spit on her or his back to make them think you cummed then when they turn around punch them in the nose and cum in there face
by fortuneboy14 March 15, 2009
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Get the straw dog mug.(n.) Person who is faithful to the process of snorting cocaine. Someone who uses the inhalation of cocaine as the sole purpose of getting high.
With the packet in my pocket, the good stuff, I could only think of her, sitting at home anxiously awaiting my arival like a real straw dog.
by William Bouchie September 1, 2011
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I listened to that speech on nuclear physics, but the guys whole theory seemed like a straw dog compared to other theorys.
by bread infection January 2, 2006
Get the straw dog mug.1) That girl was so drunk at that bonfire last night she got straw dogged and didn't even know it.
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2) I fell so hard on my ass that I feel like I got straw dogged dood.
by 8=d------ February 14, 2012
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