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Strategic boner

Purposefully giving yourself an election to delay your need to pee until you reach a bathroom.
Gregory gave himself a strategic boner on the road trip until he could reach the next rest stop.
by TheMisterMan January 4, 2022
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Overwatch Strategic Intelligence

Word: Overwatch Strategic Intelligence (OSI):

Definition: A group of edgy teenagers and a 26 year old man with wife and kids on Roblox who think they are law enforcement, and start threatening people when somebody insults them, usually by throwing hissy fits like the 5 year old who was rejected chocolate.
"We are Overwatch Strategic Intelligence, we're going to doxx you now."
by Duncan Macokinner July 17, 2024
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Mr. Strategic

nickname from Nikki Haley’s niece Pallavi Mohun-Patel for Jordan Thomas Cooper
Mr. Strategic’s jeep was jumped on by Pallavi so he would not leave her apartment complex similar to what Michael Jordan’s ex-wife Juanita did.
by Coop Dupe January 31, 2020
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Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.
Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding
by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013
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Strategic Dialogue

Julia Ebner, an Austrian journalist, is a researcher at the London-based Institute for Strategic Dialogue.
by BoomerNZ December 7, 2018
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tower of strategic mechanics

A sc tower in ring 6 of jtoh.

Tower too easy? Embrace gbj!
I just fell in Tower of Strategic Mechanics f6 gbj and fricking died
Epic
by gitilivy February 25, 2023
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strategic investor

A strategic investor is someone who has a strategic reason for investing in your enterprise; that is, they have an over-arching interest in your success. You can find strategic investors by looking through your supply chain and your value chain. Even your competitors can be a source of strategic start-up capital if they are looking to you as a new co-opetitor.
Say you are bootstrapping a new home builder. A trade creditor (supplier) might extend credit to you for building materials and supplies or a client might give you a sizable down payment on a home purchase; in essence, each of them become a strategic investor in your business. Or say you are starting an athletic wear clothing business, department stores might give you a cash advance in return for exclusivity or a sports drink company might sponsor your line of clothing in return for co-branding opportunities.
by ProfBruce April 20, 2011
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