Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020
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The act of shitting yourself violently at the Home Depot showcase toilets.
Jeremy attempted to show me an act of Strategic Unloading yesterday, however, he was caught by the guards before he managed to make his escape.
by houndeye22 January 15, 2020
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A sign of dominance. When you dump your load on your womans stomach, back, ass, or in her puss, roll over and wait for her to get a towel

Strategic king charles is when she gets the towel and wipes you off first.
“I laid there and pulled a strategic charles.”

“ my girl is a submissive, i keep her in check by the using the strategic charles.”
by Startegic charles June 17, 2022
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(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.
Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."
by ahundredovens August 9, 2023
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the process of patient planning to get into those panties.
I am strategicly planning to bang the shit outta that cutie at the bar.
by always hopeful August 20, 2021
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When you are at a party, and you cant drink anymore, but its still early - so you do a strategic throw up - throwing up, to make room for more.
"Dude, are you alright? Did you just throw up?"
"It was a strategic throw-up - now we can drink more!"
by splashiie April 28, 2017
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When someone makes the worst decisions from a logistics standpoint. Or when someone who is considered a genius conducts the dumbest plans. Typically the term is used when describing a character in a movie or show, who is meant to be formidable, intelligent, yet for some contrived reason isn’t able to follow basic logic, and fails at basic critical thinking skills for the sake of the plot.
Nolan’s Batman is a strategic genius.”
by -Jasonian- August 10, 2022
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