I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018
Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
by Blindmonkey March 23, 2014
When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
by A Cheeky Boy June 3, 2019
by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.
by wingit4me February 6, 2009
Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
by EffectiveElm413 April 5, 2018
Wow are trying really hard to justify that for some reason... I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for being allowed to murder anyone who could potentially be a threat. Like, stalkers. Perfectly fine with them being strangled to death.
Hym "No. You don't need to strangle someone to subdue them. Especially with 3 people on him. It only takes a few seconds to choke someone unconscious. Continuing to choke him AFTER he was SUBDUED AND UNCONSCIOUS is the reason he died. Why didn't he stop choking him? How is that not a clear case of negligent homicide? He should have known to stop doing what he was doing and if he didn't he shouldn't be intervening in the first place. Maybe he didn't care whether or not the guy died. But it's clear that you're all incapable being intellectually honest about it."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2023