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by Aproximately November 1, 2021

strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

by smokestyle December 24, 2021

Strangle

Wow are trying really hard to justify that for some reason... I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for being allowed to murder anyone who could potentially be a threat. Like, stalkers. Perfectly fine with them being strangled to death.

Hym "No. You don't need to strangle someone to subdue them. Especially with 3 people on him. It only takes a few seconds to choke someone unconscious. Continuing to choke him AFTER he was SUBDUED AND UNCONSCIOUS is the reason he died. Why didn't he stop choking him? How is that not a clear case of negligent homicide? He should have known to stop doing what he was doing and if he didn't he shouldn't be intervening in the first place. Maybe he didn't care whether or not the guy died. But it's clear that you're all incapable being intellectually honest about it."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2023

I Want to strangle you

Get over here

Me: I Want To Strangle you.
You: Ok

by Ron ark May 3, 2022

Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive

Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.

by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017

Sasauge strangled

A sex act in which a woman gives a man head to where she chokes on his penis and dies.

His favorite fetish is to have a woman get sasauge strangled by him.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009