The person on the street you call a dickhead, usually always has hurt ribs and legs. Most commonly from the tomwell area
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Get the scottish bloke mug.The best rock n' roll singer of all time. Wrote the lyrics to all the best ac/dc songs. Unfortunately he died after a drinking binge in 1980 and was replaced by Brian Johnson. Even though Brian was a fucking good singer, there will only ever be one Bon Scott.
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Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.
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Get the Scott Morrisoning mug.This is a periphrastic way of referring to William Shakespeare's play "Macbeth," a device sometimes used by actors to avoid referring to the play by name, because of the supposed bad luck that it might bring if it is referred to by name. Likewise, the protagonist and his wife are referred to as"Mr. and Mrs. M."
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Get the Scottish Oyster mug.Combination of Scottsdale+Prostitute. While not literally meaning a "Scottsdale Prostitute," this term refers to the typically shallow, money conscious women of Scottsdale, Arizona who will whore around with any men who can provide for them materially.
Check out that chick's fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake Louis Vuitton bag...she's a total Scottstitute. No way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100K a year.
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