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Storm Trooper

Slang. A synonym for slut, skank, and whore. Used primarily in and around St. Louis, MO but originated in New Baden, IL. It is used primarily by members of the straight edge scene in St. Louis and its surrounding suburbs.
Man, that girl is such a storm trooper, she's slept with five guys in three days!
by Will Wheeler February 19, 2008
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Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. (STS) A form of mental illness in which the afflicted finds storm troopers to be cool. Symptoms include dressing up like a storm trooper often (not just Halloween), branding one's clothing with the Star Wars Imperial logo, joining storm trooper fan clubs, and blowing all of one's money on Star Wars conventions. Subjects often think that their immature fantasies of being a storm trooper actually make them cool.

There are 4 stages of Storm Trooper Syndrome severity.
Stage 1: Commonly known as being "storm-curious". Lasts from 1 day to 4 weeks.
Stage 2: Early Onset STS. Lasts 1 month to 1 year.
Stage 3: College STS. (18-23 yrs old) Often thought to be beyond help at this stage.
Stage 4: Terminal STS. A progression of Stage 3 STS. Patient has either graduated/dropped out of college, now has a drug dependency and realizes they wasted their college years pretending to be a storm trooper. Often seen sleeping in cardboard boxes.

STS is a real condition. If you notice a loved one displaying any of these symptoms get them help immediately.
Did you see that guy at the bar last night dressed up as a storm trooper? At first I thought I forgot my Halloween costume, then I realized it was June and that he was suffering from Storm Trooper Syndrome.

Hey do you remember that tall guy from the party? Yeah the one with College Storm Trooper Syndrome. Apparently he wears that storm trooper coat he made everywhere he goes.

That homeless guy in the gutter over there, poor guy suffers from Stage 4 Storm Trooper Syndrome. Apparently he wasted his time in college, was banking on being the star of "Storm Troopers the Musical" play was never even written. Now he just tells stories about the Battle of Alderaan, and his escape from the Death Star.
by sting130 July 22, 2011
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Stormtroopering

In a frat house, bursting in on a brother who is currently having sex to hand him a beer.
Bros, stop stormtroopering me when my girlfriend's over. Its getting really annoying to stop in the middle of banging.
by deltathou August 24, 2018
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Stormtrooped

A car that has been painted white and has white rims.
The opposite of a Murdered out a car is one that has been Stormtrooped.
by Zfly October 1, 2008
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Stormtroopers

White armoured people in Star Wars whos aiming is like a 3-year-old
Person:(stands there)
Stormtroopers: shoots its laser gun towards the person
Person:(not dead)
Stormtroopers: good
by Mighty poteite December 1, 2019
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Stormtroopers

Stormtroopers is a badass very fast Power Metal song by the Swedish Power Metal band "Sabaton", the song is about the Blitzkrieg (Lightning War), German tactic utilized mostly in WW2, which is basically invading as quickly as possible, usually using drugs like meth, an example of how effective this was, is that they invaded Denmark, in WW2, in 6 hours.
If you don't listen to Stormtroopers, you're not a true Sabaton fan
by Maxus69 July 27, 2023
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stormtrooperism

When a shooter can’t hit their target
That boy has stormtrooperism
by CinemaSinz August 7, 2024
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