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Don Soffer High School

U goin to don soffer high school?
yea that garbage
by Messi800 December 9, 2019
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Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
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doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
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Maclean’s staff

‘Maclean’s staff’ a synonym for piece of ‘shit humans that don’t care about you’.
‘Maclean’s staff’ comes from Maclean’s college, a public school that is a try hard private school. Majority of the staff at Maclean’s treat you like trash. Examples; house leaders and the principle.
by Cfunkt September 17, 2019
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staff staph

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.
by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006
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Pro Staff

I term commonly used by kayakers that kiss enough ass to receive free product from a company and in return must show pictures of themselves using said product to help sell said product to the public.

Being Pro Staff doesn't make you a good fisherman, it makes you an annoying salesperson.
I landed 3 small redfish today out of my awesome kayak and I couldn't have done it without my durable paddle, comfortable seat, colorful T-shirt, and the same colored lures but different name. Thanks for putting me on your Pro Staff!
by kayaker10 March 19, 2013
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smoffo

ITA: "hai smoffo?"
ENG: "have you got hashish?"
by [moji] November 2, 2006
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