purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

gingerbread steamer

When you take a fresh peanut butter textured turd and form it into a gingerbread man and bake for 20 minutes on 425 degrees F.

Ned was not having a very good time at his Christmas party so he made gingerbread steamers for his guests!

by ThroatOyster December 10, 2016

Colorado log steamer

The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.

Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer

by Colorado elk camp November 2, 2019

Fire Drill Steamer

During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.

John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."

by Ol' Frenchy January 1, 2010

Caramel Steamer

The act of pouring hot caramel into a gaping asshole, then shitting it out.

David gave me an intense caramel steamer last night.

by Jack's ass January 18, 2011

Quebec Steamer

When one defecates on another's face

Like a Cleveland Steamer, only further north.

I wanted to defecate on her chest but I sneezed and gave her a quebec steamer by mistake.

While playing Twister I accidentally gave Jaffa a quebec steamer.

by SixScotch March 25, 2012

sink a steamer

The act of taking a shit.

I'll be right back, I've got to go sink a steamer.

by muff diving fan club president June 13, 2006