crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

by SwishFish July 20, 2004

Static Reply

An awesome punk rock, garage band in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
It consists of five members- Michael, John, Tyler, Steven, and Ross.
They kinda suck sometimes but people love them anyway.
She's Mormon is their best song. They should play it all the time.
They also sound a lot like Blink 182.-

"At the Static Reply concert, did you hear Steve sing in Sweet Mamma Jamma?"
"Yeah! It sounded exactly like the song 'Obvious' by Blink 182!"

by anchorsaway November 4, 2009

Shatice

Greatest person you'll ever meet. Usually a Scorpio of a Sagittarius. Loyal and honest. When angered or wronged they are prone to hold long-term grudges and wait to take revenge.

Guy 1 : "So you're my best friend right? "
Guy 2: "Yea why?"
Guy 1: "Can u keep a secret? "
Guy 2 : "Umm yea I guess "
Guy 1: "Sooo..I sort of cheated on Shatice last week"
Guy 2: "Well let's get started "
Guy 1: "Doing what exactly? "
Guy 2: "Planning your funeral cuz that bitch bout' to murder u😐

by I Am Great June 29, 2016

static

something thats fresh, dope

those new kicks are static

by dumbfuck18 February 12, 2008

Static

The definition of static in the streets of Toronto refers to a slime. Someone who is a rat and runs from a fight.

LOL look at that guy run he a static.

by Dillandeep Singh August 20, 2020

deep static

A pretty awsum band

hey man deep static are playing saturday night!!

by jacob6 January 19, 2009

meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.

scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.

by weiner beaner February 12, 2008