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a static lullaby

the sickest band in the world...my favourite band might i add. and all u people who dont like them go and eat urself

that band is pure brillance
the shooting star that destroyed us all,withered,we go to eleven and all of em...er i have to use the word so....a static lullaby
by pappa jof August 31, 2006
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static

the act of giving shit to boys when they are aren't treatin the sistas propa.
OR
nickname for girlfriends lookin out for their sistas when the boys aren't acting propa.
TIM said to tell that biotch BRIDGET SUE to stop giving him static and drop his hot ass off~1 block from his house so his peeps wont see him take the walk of shame, after a night @ VAL'S.
by arcadia storm July 31, 2005
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spasticated

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.
corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol
by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004
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Spastic Beat

A genre of dance music popular in Finland and with a passionate minority of psychedelic trance heads. The music is characterised by off-beat kick drums and percussion, low fidelity instruments and quirky melodies. This sound was made famous by Texas Faggot of Finland. The name is derived from the way people dance to the music: pertaining to, of the nature of, or characterized by spasm.
The name was first coined by Raptor on The Australiens forum in 2006
'The people are dancing to Spastic Beat'
by Raptorrr August 24, 2006
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Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.
I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.
by AliceKettle November 9, 2014
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Static in the Attic

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.
Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.
by Celina Jade February 6, 2009
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spastic cunt

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time
Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen
by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017
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