staging

One who pretends, such as in acting.
To make believe.
Something that is made up.

My Friends are always staging different things to pull jokes and pranks on People.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

Still Standing

A sitcom comedy show that involves a couple raising their 3 children. Every episode means a new problem, as usual with sitcom comedies. It's quite a amusing show when there's nothing esle to watch. Oh yeah, it's broadcasted on CBS.

Our house is a hangout now? No one even told me? I can't wait until Dad finishes his boat, I'm going to sail right outta here! - Still Standing Episode

by BloodlustandOnisuke May 14, 2007

Last Man Standing

One of the most dangerous matches in the wrestling world (apart from the Hell in a Cell match). The only way to win the match is by knockout i.e. incapacitate you're opponent for 10 seconds.

Triple H and Ric Flair competed in a Last Man Standing Match at Armageddon once, where Triple H twatted Ric Flair with a sledghammer to win

by Hargy August 26, 2006

Standing Ovabies

Boobies or as i prefer "yaybies" that deserve a standing ovation.

EX: Dude i heard you felt that chick's tits you met at the bars... how were they. They were definitely standing ovabies.
(Invented by Myq Kaplan) (Comedian)

by NikoBCurt January 8, 2011

Standing

The act of being upright, and or not sitting. Other times, the act of typing random, if not meaningless words in the hope of finding some funny inexplicable definition.

I was standing earlier.......

by english911 March 29, 2010

stoning

The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*

by kaldoscope November 13, 2009

standing-up beer

The style/type of beer often consumed while standing up. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Heavy marketing to males
- Lower cost (less expensive)
- Higher volume (often purchased in bulk, i.e. 24-packs)

Standing-up beer can be consumed in a seated environment. "Standing up" is not an absolute requirement.

Standing-up beer is in direct contrast to sitting-down beer.

Common scenarios where standing-up beer is found:

- Outdoor barbecues
- Tailgating
- Bowling alleys
- NASCAR events
- Mowing the lawn

by beer-me September 19, 2008