A situation in which multiple (3+) gun weilding people are all pointing their shit at each other. They hold out to shoot until someone fucks it up and everybody dies.
The snitch in Reservoir Dogs must have been like "man im fuckin up theres a mother fuckin mexican standoff going down in this mother fucker. fuck.'
by speede September 22, 2006
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by Jerktart July 31, 2011
Get the mexican standoff mug."Yeah man, they got into a fight and it ended up in a french standoff, they all got hauled off to jail."
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Get the French Standoff mug.When someone on a bike stops for a car because the car has the right of way, and then the car unnecessarily stops for the bike because the driver is being overly polite and cautious.
Hipster #1: "Dude, I had three Portland Standoffs on my ride back from Hawthorne!"
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by sketchmeister December 7, 2012
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I was in a Canadian standoff with Fred because I held the door for him, but he insisted I go in first, but I insisted he go ahead of me, so we stood their for 10 seconds waiting to see who would go in first...
by Henry Long Richard October 1, 2017
Get the Canadian Standoff mug.Two or more drivers approach a 4 way stop, each waiting for the other to go through is a Mexican Standoff.
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