Stacia

Madly in love with her boyfriend. Most beautiful girl of all time. She is shy in public yet the life of the room with friends. She can make any one smile and makes every guy turn his head. Best suited to certain men especially those named Tanner.

Did u ever know a Stacia? Yea man she had a thing for Tanner.

by Tanningcougar September 17, 2012

Stochastic

Adjective:
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.

2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.

3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.

1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.

2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!

3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!

by Gik130 August 2, 2009

dirt stache

(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.

Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.

by gafhater August 13, 2004

starhaad

a retarded version of a basketball player.

Starhaad can't handle Billy the baller

by Billy Manuhutu June 24, 2004

Sashimi Stache

The act of smearing vaginal secretion above the lip of a person.

Sally swiped her fingers through her vagina and gave Mark a sashimi stache.

by cwest13 October 17, 2009

Miss-stache

a mustache that is visible on a female, or any other visible facial hair on a female that resembles a mustache.

Jen had a very visible miss-stache, it was thick and quite unattracticve.

by Hail P. Plinlog May 22, 2007

cop stache

If a cop doesn't have a mustache, he's a rookie. There are no known exceptions to this rule. Cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the "gang tattoo" they use. Independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. The cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.

Police Chief: "You're no longer a rookie, Johnson. Grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction."

by Pacati October 22, 2007