noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star
i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.
by minka kelly June 21, 2008
Get the porno 'stache mug.A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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Noun
1 :the most exquisite woman in all womanity
2 :A dreamlike woman plucked right out of proverbs 31
3 :A lady created and crafted by our Lord to enamour any man that knows what a good woman is: but particularly designed with to draw Brandyns with an irresistable effect
4 :Proof of the imagination and goodness of our creator God
5 :A most kind and Gifted nurse who cares for her patients with the love of Christ
6 :A gifted musician and pianist who could easily play concert piano professionaly if she was ever tired of nursing
7 :a woman to be loved above all others in all times and places
8 :a place to plant your love and watch it grow into something wonderful that produces sweet and succulent fruit daily, hourly, by the minute
9 :The babysitter that you had a crush on as a child
10 :a woman whos beautiful expressions often betray her true emotions to the man that loves her most
11: a woman whos being is not confined to definition or imagination but pushes and far exeeds the limits of all language and expression to portray her beauty in all of its forms...
Noun
1 :the most exquisite woman in all womanity
2 :A dreamlike woman plucked right out of proverbs 31
3 :A lady created and crafted by our Lord to enamour any man that knows what a good woman is: but particularly designed with to draw Brandyns with an irresistable effect
4 :Proof of the imagination and goodness of our creator God
5 :A most kind and Gifted nurse who cares for her patients with the love of Christ
6 :A gifted musician and pianist who could easily play concert piano professionaly if she was ever tired of nursing
7 :a woman to be loved above all others in all times and places
8 :a place to plant your love and watch it grow into something wonderful that produces sweet and succulent fruit daily, hourly, by the minute
9 :The babysitter that you had a crush on as a child
10 :a woman whos beautiful expressions often betray her true emotions to the man that loves her most
11: a woman whos being is not confined to definition or imagination but pushes and far exeeds the limits of all language and expression to portray her beauty in all of its forms...
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by Lemon_limepot January 6, 2021
Get the staleenz mug.Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.
Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!
Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.
Q: What is Stacer doing?
A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.
Q: Oh, Stacer knits?
A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!
Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.
Q: What is Stacer doing?
A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.
Q: Oh, Stacer knits?
A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.
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Get the StarEevee mug.(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Player #1)
Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?
Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.
Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?
Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.
by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009
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