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Rusty Squirtle 

This technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat cock in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. So in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her anal cavities. Then she turns around and puts her ass up on his cock, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the shitty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. If they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her asshole.
My cock was too much for that virgin, so i made her give me a rusty squirtle to lube things up.
Rusty Squirtle by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010
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circle squirtle 

A word originally created on Omegle. A circle squirtle is similar to a circle jerk, but with only one penis involved.
Cathy, Maria, and Joe are going to have a circle squirtle at Maria's house tonight
circle squirtle by childcare January 6, 2015

The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans
Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?
The Squirtle by Frotaku October 6, 2019

The Squirtle

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.
Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face
The Squirtle by LitTitties July 21, 2019

Guitar Squirtle 

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.
Guitar Squirtle by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

Burnt Squirtle 

The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Burnt Squirtle by BobShart July 1, 2023

Head Squirtle 

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.
He was giving a them a head squirtle
Head Squirtle by MADBJ May 24, 2024