Squeef

When a person accidentally squirts and queefs at the same without sexual stimulation.

Did you hear Shirley bent over squeefed! All over johnny's jacket while she was at work today?! How embarrassing!!

by PrincessShoan March 10, 2024

squeefy lorenzo spyman

an intoxicated male of the brown skin colour who talks constant sexual shit

You heard about martin after lastnight he was called the *squeefy lorenzo spyman*

by TrueStrike May 6, 2024

Squeef

When a woman Queefs as she squirts

The other night Becky queefes in my face as she was squirting. I love a wet squeef. Said Mike

by anonymous March 21, 2026

Squeefing

The act of a woman squirting during intercourse, then having the man pull out, resulting in the woman queefing at the same time as she is squirting.

Dude, Throckmorton told me that he was fucking Helen last night and he made her squeef. Then he said he smoked crystal meth while she was squeefing!

by Joshy Eff April 10, 2026

Squeef

A "squeef" is when a female squirts out of her puss puss, while she farts out her

ass simultaneously. Most likely to occur during intercouse. But SO MUCH funnier if it happens while not having sex (extremely rare)

Squeefs are my favorite bodily noise! So much fun to say "squeef" ahhhh just rolls off the tongue. Girlfriend gets SO embarrassed when it happens when her and I fuck LMAO

by Queef-Eater4190 April 3, 2025

Squeef

A mixture of squirt and a female queef

Did you just squeef? I asked my girlfriend during intercourse

by Squeefer12 June 11, 2025