Squeezer

An impatient motorist.

1. Shoots to front of the the line of cars waiting on the on ramp to the freeway.
2. Does a quick lane change cutting you off without using their blinker.
3. Weaves in and out of traffic at excessive speeds.
4. Uses the freeway entry/exit lane during rush hour to pass on the right to get ahead instead of waiting like everyone else.

That squeezer is giving me road rage!!!

by cpetkunas February 23, 2019

cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.

Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.

by TAU-rico May 8, 2003

nipple squeezer

When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.

"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about getting nipple squeezed by this guy, he'll hurt ya."

by John Lush March 9, 2003

Squeezese (skwē zēz)

An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).

It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.

by M@TheHuman May 13, 2018

Squeakers

Definition of Squeakers:

the people whose bodies are currently in Taste's basement

Person 1: where are those squeakers?

Person 2: oh I just put them in Taste's basement

by Pyrogaming July 29, 2021

Squiener

half of a hot dog cut to have 6 tenacles, resembling a squid, yet the tentacles seem to have wieners at the ends of their hot dog tentacles.

Tell everyone to come to my place friday night, because I'm making squieners!

by squienerlover2 February 6, 2023

broccoli squeakers

Little kids who play pvp.thearchon.net and are in the faction broccoli. Examples of this are SniffyEH (Best cannoner), Dhir (Annoying PvPer), and Everywheremessi (Raging Bow booster).

The Broccoli Squeakers are clowning in chat.
Wow, we just got split by the broccoli squeakers.
I think these broccoli squeakers need to get hit.

by SqueakerMcRaidster December 16, 2019