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spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
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A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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Squash

A racquet sport extremely popular in select areas in the US like california , and most of the east coast .

-Is played indoors in a court somewhat like, but not to be confused with, racquetball .
-Is popular with kids with a juniors program.
-Has been named one of the top two sports, along with competitive swimming .
-Is aweeesoomee!
Guy: So what'd you do this weekend?
Player: I played squash!
Guy: Mhm and how did that go?
Player: GREAT, i hit this drop and the other guy totally couldn't get it, not to mention my serving was great- i finally got that lob serve down.
Guy: I have no idea what you're talking about.
by ilikesquash(: January 3, 2010
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DJ Squash Kid

A young techno artist who specializes in progressive trance anthems and electro-pop-rock. myspace.com/djsquashkid
dude that music sounds like dj squash kid!
by DJ Squash Kid December 9, 2008
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squash bucket

a fugly person with a squashed face and a fat bucket-shaped head.
He has a misshaped face and head. He is a squash bucket.
by SB'o9 March 15, 2009
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squashed cabbage leaf

An insult back in old english with the equivalence to what we call a bitch
(in an english accent) You stupid squashed cabbage leaf
by coolio5251 September 14, 2006
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squash

An indoor racquet sport -not to be confused with racquetball- that is best played during a long lunch or after work with fellow alumni from one's prep school and/or private college. Popular among WASPs, it offers an opportunity to get a vigorous workout without the monotony/drudgery of jogging or pursuing a less exclusive pastime. Often played during the winter months, it offers an excellent opportunity to "cross-train" for summer sports such as: tennis, yachting, crew, and badminton.
Harvard Student: "I can't believe that Trinity's squash team beat us again! None of their players are even from the United States..."

See: Ivy League, NESCAC
by MHP June 25, 2005
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