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SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018
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Spunkling

A spunkling is a human of small stature behaving ever increasingly anoying.

A spunkling often reacts violently towards a larger individual for little or no reason but only has the ability to inflict minor pain like pinching.
Elouise stop being such a spunkling!
by C.I.Kimo February 6, 2019
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Spankin' Gravy

When one ejaculates on the rear end of their partner and then proceeds to spank their rear end forgetting that they had ejaculated on it. In turn, spankin' gravy.
I can't believe I spanked my gravy last night!
We should spank some gravy tonight!
I'll definitely be spankin' gravy tonight.
Have you ever spanked gravy?
When are you going to let me spank my gravy?
I accidentally just spanked my gravy!
I can't believe mom didn't hear us spankin gravy last night!
by Stickypalm September 30, 2019
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.sunkinsledss

BEST FP IN THE WORLD 💘✨
she’s sweet so kind!! :) she loves
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BEST FP IN THE WORLD 💘✨
she’s sweet so kind!! :) she loves
her fans! 😭💘 andrea has a nice
positive account and means a lot to

us .sunkinsledss fanpages! and she’s
even nice to other fps<33 ily Andrea <3
by andreaaisbaee December 27, 2021
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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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Frank Spankin

A term created in Orangevale California 4/1/11... used to define a great time.
That was a frank spankin time.
by scan scan April 20, 2011
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Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.
Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!
by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011
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