hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow

is when someone consumes ten 40 oz bottles of malt liquor, 10 lbs of their favorite laxative, 4 large bricks of cheese, and a variety of different food coloring. This is a stunt that can be done jumping from a trampoline, break dancing, or in vert skateboarding, though it's recommended that a trampoline is used. The tricky part is next as the subject, smashed out of their tree, and completely naked, vaults themself high into mid-air, does a quad flip, double twist, and lands in the hand plant position. Then with a series of violent rotations begins to shit with great force, and a beautiful array of color. Stand back at least 50 feet or so, wear eye protection, and plug your nose when witnessing such an event.

Although that was absolutely disgusting, that hand plant butt sprinkler rainbow was rather impressive. I think that dude needs a nap though now.

by GasHuffer12 October 12, 2008

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sprinkledge

definition: false alarm to the commencement of rain or sprinkle , just enough precipitation excreting from an extremely dark thunder cloud to notice rain drops but before one can say the word. The event has subsided.

A common occurrence in Southern Arizona, Just when you thought it was about to rain the sun returns and it is once again 110 degrees. But now humid as well.

One might noticed 3 to 4 rain drops of rain, Sprinkledge, on the skin. Uncertain if a bird has taken a dump on them or if it might b, that for the first time in 10 months, raining. You glance to the sidewalk below to notice it is completely dry. You then glance up to the sky to observed a thunder cloud dissipate before your eyes.

by Robin Banks 4 real ; ) July 22, 2015

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