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sprinkledge

definition: false alarm to the commencement of rain or sprinkle , just enough precipitation excreting from an extremely dark thunder cloud to notice rain drops but before one can say the word. The event has subsided.

A common occurrence in Southern Arizona, Just when you thought it was about to rain the sun returns and it is once again 110 degrees. But now humid as well.
One might noticed 3 to 4 rain drops of rain, Sprinkledge, on the skin. Uncertain if a bird has taken a dump on them or if it might b, that for the first time in 10 months, raining. You glance to the sidewalk below to notice it is completely dry. You then glance up to the sky to observed a thunder cloud dissipate before your eyes.
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Sprinkledick 

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"
Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.

pink frosted sprinkled donut 

A pink frosted, rainbow sprinkled donut. Also used for cleaning windows, according to Smosh and Wikipedia.
Ian: If you used Wikipedia more often, maybe you would know that before donuts were used for eating, they were used for cleaning windows.

He then washes a car window with his pink frosted sprinkled donut, although it doesn't work well.

pink sprinkled donut 

When you fuck someone so hard in the ass you made there asshole bleed.
"I shredded her ass so hard last night it was a pink sprinkled donut"

Sprinkled donut 

When you have some alone time, and decide to rub one out, and at completion, fill your belly button with your man juice. When the lint from the bottom floats to the top, you have a sprinkled donut.
Looks like I have the house to myself, mine as well indulge in making a sprinkled donut
Sprinkled donut by Donutmaker March 24, 2022

Sprinkled Dount 

When you cum on a girl's face, then pull some pubes off and then toss them all over her face.
That bitch was so drunk...after she blew me I gave that bitch a Sprinkled Dounut!!!
Sprinkled Dount by david November 9, 2004

sprinkled 

The act of chucking rainbow sprinkles at a bitch's face after ejaculating on it, making it appear like a cupcake or a similarly decorated treat.
Man 1: I sprinkled a bitch last night
Man 2: Fuck yeah! I love cupcakes!