Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020

Screaching Seagull

While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.

Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.

Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaching seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.

by DJChronik October 4, 2010

Spinaching

throat-fucking a girl so she sounds like Popeyes laugh "Ug gug gug gug" before promptly cumming in one eye

I was spinaching with Bobby when he came in one of my eyes

by Cheese Cannon May 31, 2015

spreading

That act of spreading a girl's vagina lips.

I heard Sasha likes spreading; what a slut!

by Sapphybab April 6, 2016

autistic screeching

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you immediatly scream out : "REEEEEEEEE, IM PEEKLE REEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeah...

"REEEEEE, PEEEKLE REEEEEK!!!!!!" man i think i have autistic screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017

Screeching

The sound your friend makes when they sing! It just makes you want to hit them with a frying pan!!!!!

"LaLA LA LALLALALALALALALAAA"
*CLUNK*

by Debz February 22, 2004

Spelching

The act of oraly receiving your own semen that has been retrieved from another persons anus with either a third persons penis, or a dildo.

Mate, that threesome we had with Jennifer last night was great, but that spelching was not the highlight of my night.

by JH-MG September 25, 2017