sprinter

a season that falls between winter and spring in New England and Canada. Consists of snow in April. It ends around mid-April, usually.

This sprinter is confusing me. It's causing Donna and Josh to think we're getting snow on Monday when we're really getting rain.

by Karen Stickney December 24, 2008

sprint

The GMC counterpart for the Chevrolet El Camino.

I'm so tired of telling people I drive a Sprint, not an El Camino!

by Maggardsquatch May 11, 2006

Sprainbows

Rainbow sprinkles.

Yo, I really need some sprainbows on my ice cream.

by sprainbow_enthusiast November 19, 2010

Shower Sprint

That 5 second shower you take AFTER your shower, when you realize you still have shampoo/conditioner in your hair.

"Why were you so late this morning?"
"I had to take a shower sprint."

by chachaaaang January 2, 2010

German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.

So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!

by Flam Drags September 10, 2010

siracha sprint

That moment after you've had a meal with siracha sauce and your insides start churning and your bowels go into overdrive. You run for the toilet hoping you make it before the impending rectal explosion.

I was sure I was gonna shit my pants but I did the siracha sprint to the crapper and made it just in time.

by RickG83 October 21, 2012

Sprint

A company that bends the truth. Their customer service people both via phone and in their stores do not care, and half the time you will spend 3 hours on the phone/at the store to get a replacement phone when you have insurance on it.

Example: I purchased full insurance on my phone, and when it broke, they said that it was the battery and that was not covered.

Me: *after waiting in line at the Sprint Store for 2 hours despite the line consisting of 3 people and 4 employees being on duty*: Hey, my phone broke. Can you replace it? I have insurance.

Employee: Nope. Please Leave, I'm off duty in 15 min.

by a someewhat smart guy September 20, 2009