Spongesexual

A sexuality regarding the show 'Spongebob Squarepants', started in the musical community because the actor is an absolute hottie named Ethan Slater.

Friend: I'm homosexual, how about you?
Me: I'm spongesexual.
Friend: What the fuck-

by ThySmallestOfTheCacti June 17, 2018

Ndilo Spongebob

Are you ready little boys?
Aye-aye channel.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye channel!

Oh! Who lives on the barrier over the border?
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Annoying and white and short is he!
Gaige Gaige Forrest!

If cool drug deals be something you wish...
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Then get shot and flop like a fish!
Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Ready?

Gaige Gaige Forrest! Gaige Gaige Forrest!
Gaige Gaige... Forrest! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

The Ndilo Spongebob song.

by Nolqn69 March 7, 2017

boob sponge

A sponge for your boob that you use when there is too much perspiration in between the boob crack.

Person 1: Hey girl, can I borrow your boob sponge? I'm feeling a little wet
Person 2: Yes, queen! Of course, personal hygiene is something you should value!

by xxxcreamytentacion December 31, 2017

trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.

"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

by trampolinespongecow August 29, 2021

Sad Spongebob Fail

An extremely stupid and sad fail, extremely far into a Catastrophic+ tower in JToH.

The best example of this, is when LiteratureDesk failed an incredibly easy jump on the final stretch of Citadel of Infinite Void.

Dude, I had a Sad Spongebob Fail on last jump of Tower of Vacant Hindrances..

by markeladerian August 1, 2023

Cut the Sponge

When your computer dies to a virus

James: Don't download that application! It makes Michael's computer cut the sponge
Peter: Aw damn thanks for telling me

by SPNGCTR March 14, 2021

Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi

by saintsebastian January 9, 2013