Spongebob Squarepants

One of the greatest shows on Nickelodeon. Spongebob is NOT a homosexual. It was clearly stated by his creator that he's not. So if you say he is, then either you're gay or in the closet. Fag.

Spongebob Squarepants is NOT gay.

by Sanji's girlfriend July 31, 2006

the spongebob

When you nut in a girl's panties and put them on her head.

She was a skank so I gave her the spongebob.

by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

spongeboy

A "low man on the totem pole". Similar to a "mop jockey" the spongeboy gets the really low end tasks.

This job sucks.... Almost as bad as the spongeboy at the 25 cent jackin' booths.

by dot-goner February 6, 2003

spongebob and chill

Spongebob and chill is when two under aged people have sexual intercourse while watching spongebob. A joke from Netflix and chill...... And why would you chose to look this up?

Stupid child. Me and Lindsay did spongebob and chill last night

Friend . shut up your 10

by the omnipotent 1 August 11, 2016

The Spongebob

When you shove a pineapple up your partners ass.

S- 'This pineapple has been sitting out in the sun for a while. You think I should chuck it in the bin?'
A- 'NO! Haven't you heard The Spongebob is trending?'
S- 'What the hell is that?'
A- 'Bend over and you'll find out'

by lemonwedge12 May 2, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants

the coolest cartoon besides the simpson's. a reason to lose maturity. see squidward.

i'm stupid, i watch spongebob.

by 251 whodi July 13, 2003

SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005