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Matt From Wii Sports

Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.
A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.
by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020
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So, how about that local sports team?

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing
Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*
by Cap'inTramp February 13, 2012
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sportsing

A generic term referring to he act of playing a sport.
"You guys were sportsing pretty hard out there."

"We sportsed our best and scored points, but the other team was sportsing pretty hard too, and they scored even more points."
by worldsfastestmasturbater January 15, 2014
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Sport Eating

Sport Eating-Eating something incredibly tasty to the point where you are totally full and you continue to eat several more bites simply for the pleasurable taste or the sport of it.
This chocolate cake is sooo damn good that Im now on my third piece. I am officially sport eating.
by Whit Whew May 9, 2009
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sports bra

A marvelous invention allowing women to jog without shirts.
That young lady must feel so free in her sports bra.
by SarahShy May 13, 2009
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Spork Cutlet Bowl

A Spork Cutlet Bowl is the most unholy object known to man. It was sculpted from a cheap block of clay, no one knew how much power it would hold. It started as a simple Katsudon sculpture, but then a spork was added giving it the ultimate power. The sheer level of gay it holds is unstoppable, it will soon become our overlord...
The homosexuals be raving about the Spork Cutlet Bowl.
by Spork Cutlet Bowl November 27, 2019
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Johnny Sport Coat

"That Guy" that you girlfriend cheats on you with or your ex's new boyfriend. Usually is dressed nice hence the sport coat reference.
"Yo if I see Johnny Sport Coat with her again i'm gonna beat his ass!"
by Matt Ezyk December 3, 2006
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