when you are having sex with a girl on her period and pull out just before you cum. As you cum the jizz has slight pink/red highlights from the period blood... AKA Pink Splurge
I shagged this girl on her period then pulled out, just before I came. She was covered in a massacre of my pink splurge
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Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.
Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
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shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.
I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.
I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020
Get the turd splurge mug.Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.
Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”
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P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!
P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!
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