Hecking Sporknugget

It's a term to describe someone of complete and utter stupidity; still a term of endearment

Roman you hecking sporknugget, accept my friend request

by this is for Toa January 31, 2019

Sporkish

The state of not knowing how to feel, between emotions.

'How do you feel today?'

'I am sporkish'

by Richard Hempstock July 30, 2008

sploking

To exlplore an area and smoke pot simultaneously

"Hey Alex, Jon and I are going sploking in the woods later! Wanna join?!"

by Chris Bianchi March 6, 2008

Splonky

Splonky means anything cool and fun. Somewhat the new version of lit.

Bro that movie was so Splonky.

by Splonkiest June 9, 2019

sporking

to stab someone with a spork

that fucker is sporking everyone

by Joe fourpack October 20, 2008

'splorin'

The act of exploring with no direction or educational value.

Nick and Joe went 'splorin' around the first floor of the old school.

by Pavel Estonia October 8, 2008

Sporking

Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.

Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007