Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after going through a divorce.

I splorced last night and I now know how I feel.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

Splorce

The act of achieving post-nut clarity after a divorce.

I splorced last night and now understand what happened.

by Syndi_GM May 1, 2024

SPLOTCHLIN

SPLOTCHLIN IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT MEANING VERY LITTE; A SMALL AMOUNT

ADD A SPLOTCHLIN OF VODKA IN MY DRINK, PLEASE.

by EMILYM9978 January 8, 2025

splornched

When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.

"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."

by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025