Splooky Dooky

The wettest shit possible

Casper was ill for a week, and he said that he took the biggest Splooky Dooky ever

by ShangYu February 3, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

Sploinky

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

by ballfartsex April 10, 2024

Sploinky

A person who is just goofy as hell, mostly referring to cats.

Person 1: "Damn, your cat is so weird..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pretty sploinky"

by Nah Cuz December 30, 2024

Slonky Donk

A long big dickity tht flops

That boy john has the biggest slonky donk ive ever seen

by Anjali1024 February 15, 2026

Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

by A1qpx October 21, 2025

yoinky sploinky

when a girl has a real yoinky in her spolinky. a real spolinker. a real boyayoioioioing if you know what im sayin.

"now THATS whast i call a yoinky sploinky."

by flynncumdumpster69yoinky March 17, 2022