When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
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Get the alaskan log splitter mug.The knee-splitter was an ancient form of torture where two planks, each lined with spikes usually varying from 3-20, where put on either side of the victim's knee. The planks where connected by two large screws through the sides holding them in place around the knee. The screws would be twisted, slowly moving the planks closer together and forcing the spikes through the knee. This would rip apart the flesh and, as it got deeper, crush the bones underneath, mutilating the limb and leaving them permanently damaged. Despite the name, the knee-splitter was actually used on any limb it could fit around. This torture device was not always used alone and actually quite often was accompanied by many other punishments such as burning, wedging, denailing, and many others.
The knee-splitter was used during the spanish inquisition as a method to torture prisoners for information. It was also used as a method of punishment.
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When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint
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by zeke18 June 21, 2006
Get the texas log splitter mug.The only real way you can deal with a JW that is a member of your family. No matter what you say you cannot convince them that they a working for an enormous tax dodge publishing empire based in NYC.
In return they have to stay away from you once you make it clear you think their beliefs are beyond whacky.
The result - you don't see each other, but you still get to go to all the fun things like birthdays etc without that freak being there. Win!
In return they have to stay away from you once you make it clear you think their beliefs are beyond whacky.
The result - you don't see each other, but you still get to go to all the fun things like birthdays etc without that freak being there. Win!
Bob: Hey, is that your brother in law? Lets go say hi.
Adam: Nah man, he's a JW, we are keeping our distance.
Bob: Sounds like some serious Jehovah's Splitness there bro?
Adam: Damn right, it's awesome.
Adam: Nah man, he's a JW, we are keeping our distance.
Bob: Sounds like some serious Jehovah's Splitness there bro?
Adam: Damn right, it's awesome.
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