German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

by maples123 May 9, 2009

leg splitter

when your doing it to a girl whos legs are pointing at about a 120 degrees angle, they you grab her legs and pull them apart as hard as possible. this will not only feel great, but it will also pull her hamstring. (depending on how hard you pulled)

"hey peat"
"what"
"when i was doing your mom last night i did a leg splitter..."
"so?"
"i think shes dead"

by useonthego December 20, 2008

log splitter

refers to when a man is putting his penis into an anus, usually referring to homosexual sex. The penis is possibly in the anus splitting turds/logs in half as it penetrates. It does not have to be a homosexual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.

#1 Have you seen John and Bryan lately?

#2 No, have you?

#1 Yeah, they were holding hands at the park. I never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! Prison can change a man I guess.

by Christobon January 8, 2008

rib splitter

A rib splitter is a tool made and used in prison. It's a shank that is quickly thrusted into the ribs around the arm pit region deep enough to split the ribs and hopefully penetrate the lungs. This will deflate the lungs and ensure a quick effective shank.

Tony shanked levi with a rib splitter for not finishing him off.

by youneek October 18, 2008

Y splitter

Sexual position where the guy is behind with the girl on her side and her top leg is up over his shoulder and he is splitting the Y.

Dude, she had never been pounded in the Y splitter before, now I can't get rid of her.

by G-Dog Pounder August 16, 2010

Slithered

(v.) caught being a snake

“Susan got slithered when she was making out with Brad last night.”

by Mae Kae Sunner June 10, 2019

Big black bitch splitter.

A extremely large penis belonging to a person of African descent.

That poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter.

by Sittingbully January 11, 2012