Spleef

A variation on the word (spliff)

I was down in Jamaica last week and I saw this guy smoking a huge spleef

by Alex Hartley July 8, 2007

spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

by Lute September 14, 2004

SPLEWB

Acronym for Scabby, Prostitute, Lesbian, Emo, Whore, Bitch.

Used to describe teenage girls that are annoying, tend to date guys from the older year level, frequently attempt to take food off their kind classmates.

Megan is a filthy splewb.

by jared95 November 16, 2011

sleebed

When you are not quite tired, but still would like to tell people that you would like to sleep.

I am somewhat tired, in fact, I need to go to sleebed

by Sam-the-man April 21, 2018

Spleenthief

A nice bloke.Very funny.
Meme

Spleenthief i lob you

by Ilikespleenthief December 14, 2019

Spleeger

When you jizz and it makes your spleen ache

Boy, that was quite a spleeger last night!

by Suckermama December 23, 2019

spleege

A mixture of cum, blood, and pus. Derived from splooge.

So I traveled to Guatemala and I think the hotel pool gave me something because last time I jacked off I got spleege

by ThriceGreatest January 23, 2021