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Bondsville Splatters

When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.
Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
by Joe From Sacramento December 12, 2020
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splatter bomb

when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.
yeah man i gave your mom a splatter bomb last night and watched her clean it up
by footlongdick March 10, 2022
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collateral splatter

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 16, 2021
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Pittsburg Splatter

The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.
I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..
by daisiemae December 9, 2008
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ninja splatter

Defined by splooging on a girl's face whilst she is asleep, and then quickly departing before she can discover who did it.

Must be quickly followed by "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
1) Bob: "Dude, our new pledge Rob totally ninja splattered Joanne to get in our frat."
Bill: "Ha ha that's awesome"

2) Joe jumps in through Jessica's window,lets off a huge load in her eye, then jumps back out the window, yelling "Ninja splattered, bitch!"
by MaximumCamoflauge March 8, 2008
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Boston splatter

When you are doing a ho who has projectile dirhea.
Professor Button: "BOSTON SPLATTER SPREE"
Duncan: "MILK"
by professor buttons February 20, 2009
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Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.
Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"
by mylittlewhiteslug October 23, 2018
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