Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

by HxC RiFF November 12, 2023

Splatter Tic Tac Toe

The art of putting a dyed hot dog into a trumpet and blasting it at a wall-stationed Tic Tac Toe board utilizing pressurized gas.

"Im gonna go play some Splatter Tic Tac Toe with Joe in a little bit."

by TheCrazySwampYankee December 5, 2024

splatter bodies

A term for speckles or splatter (singular: "splatter body") of feces that appear on the sides and rim of a toilet. Often difficult to scrub off after drying for several days.

My friends toilet has more splatter bodies than a public restroom at a Nickleback concert

by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024

splatter bodies

The speckles and spots of feces that remain on the rim or inside walls of a toilet, and often become difficult to scrub off after a couple days of maturing.

My buddy's toilet has more splatter bodies than a public toilet at a Nickleback concert.

by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024

Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.

That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.

by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025

Snot Splatter

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015