Spinoff

When you start to get a boner at random times for no reason.

"Dude, I am totally getting a spinoff watching the news right now."

Cleveland, while chained in the basement watching a 24 hour loop of the DirectTV help channel, "Did I tell you I'm getting a spinoff?"

by Anonymous2231 July 18, 2010

spidometr

Semi-jocularly, Russian university students' slang for an AIDS test. The word puns on "SPID", pronounced "speed", the Russian acronym for AIDS, and English "speedometer".

My nuzhen spidometr. (Translation: We need the "SPIDometer".)

by pentozali November 19, 2007

spitoon

vases, jars or containers used for spitting into, usually to spit chewing tobacco.

My grandaddy just spit his chew into that spitoon, I would not put those flowers in it.

by itsmeyo July 28, 2010

sijoy

When two people fall in love secretly and end up cheating on each other. Upset and disappointed, they break up for 2 hours, but then automatically fall back in love because of their similarities.

Those two are complete sijoys!
Wow, you are such a sijoy with him!

by Nyeh Nation January 28, 2014

Spinocualar

A penis that has only one testicle adjoining to it

You don't have a spinocualar do you?

by Curious Facts October 28, 2016

sloppy spirograph

a sexual act named for a popular children's toy which creates random designs. the act is performed while having sex with a woman of petite proportions, also known as a "spinner", who is currently menstruating. the man spins her around thereby creating colorful designs on his bedsheets with her menstrual fluid.

These sheets are filthy! Did you make a sloppy spirograph on them or what?

by dragonschld June 11, 2008

Spiddle My Spidoo

Another way to tell someone to suck your dick

"Spiddle My Spidoo, Why?, Because I love you"

by Gary S. August 7, 2008