Speedy cooler

A really cool guy who likes sonic and is funny!! He can probally do a kickflip and has a large peepee

Hey dude that guy is a speedy cooler!!!

Sup girlfriend i went out with a speedy cooler

by PokeTheCelery April 20, 2018

speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016

SPEEDY SAUCE

SPERM, to ejaculate quickly

I dropped a half a jar of speedy sauce this morning.

by chess voodoo May 29, 2016

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

Speedy McMoneybags

Some chivalry is still intact. Intelligent. Secretive. Amazing in bed. Intuitive.

Speedy McMoneybags could easily steal your heart!

by fleapie April 12, 2023

speedy fast

Very Very Very Fast. Like take what you think is fast, and times it by like 200!!

Jeez, that was speedy fast!

by WO2 - AYWP December 3, 2018

speedy fingers

Used to define the speed of which A girl will flick her bean

You ever seen Bri use her speedy fingers.

by Vinny Harden March 3, 2019