SPEEDY SAUCE

SPERM, to ejaculate quickly

I dropped a half a jar of speedy sauce this morning.

by chess voodoo May 29, 2016

speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 June 27, 2016

Speedy Gonzales

Taking cocaine and tequila.

The engineers wondered what it was called when you take cocaine and tequila. I told them it's a Speedy Gonzales.

by HowIsThisNotAThingYetIts2018 August 2, 2018

Speedy cooler

A really cool guy who likes sonic and is funny!! He can probally do a kickflip and has a large peepee

Hey dude that guy is a speedy cooler!!!

Sup girlfriend i went out with a speedy cooler

by PokeTheCelery April 20, 2018

speedy hoorah

A speedy hoorah is simply the act of texting 3 2-letter words or acronyms in a row

Ik it do
Hey thats a speedy hoorah

by Challenge December 13, 2009

Speedy 'Spinosa

The fastest cross country and track athlete at AHS who runs a mile in less than 5 minutes. He likes to blaze it up.

Oh snap that dude just pulled a Speedy 'Spinosa, did you see how fast he was?

by Blazin' Speed June 22, 2011

speedy fast

Very Very Very Fast. Like take what you think is fast, and times it by like 200!!

Jeez, that was speedy fast!

by WO2 - AYWP December 3, 2018