Birthday spankings

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this

Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings

by Novanilla January 25, 2015

spanking

When someone gets their bare butt slapped by the hand or other implements until their butt is red or they cry like a baby.

We were all shocked to see Ryan, who was 15, get a spanking by his mom. He was crying as us girls all laughed and pointed at him.

by super hot Sarah May 12, 2010

genital spanking

1) when you spank someone/something with your genitals
2) getting someone to spank your genitals

you ever tried genital spanking?

by manx arbiter January 26, 2009

spanking

to repeatedly give open handed slaps to a girl's butt. often times it will be bare or she will be wearing tight jeans. this can be used either for discipline or erotic purposes.

guy 1: dude kiana wore some tight ass jeans last night so i had no choice but to give her a spanking.
guy 2:

by freakshow23 June 7, 2010

Sparkling Wine

Wine that has undergone a second process of fermentation (usually in the bottle). This is accomplished by adding yeasts and sugar to the already fermented wine. During this second fermentation, carbon dioxide is released, thus creating the fizzy effect.

Did you know that Champagne is a type of sparkling wine?

by dft_197 January 4, 2009

spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.

Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.

by pshooter October 17, 2008

Spabbling

The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status with the sole intent of starting a conversation only to delete all of your comments. It is a form of spam that makes the victim appear to be talking to themselves.

Mike's Status: I hate it when people spabble.
Mike: Good, how are you?
Mike: Oh, she's fine, she got out of the hospital last week.
Mike: That's great news!
Mike: Yeah, I don't know.
Mike: Wait, what happened to all your comments?

Spabbling.

by MichelleObamaSwag November 6, 2011