spark notes

website that enables many students to pass. It's not cheating, its 'helping'.

"I wouldn't have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if I hadn't used sparknotes!"

by phorks August 29, 2003

spanker

One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.

Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.

by Deucebeast January 28, 2006

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

sparkelicious

totally cute, pretty, cool, awesome, spectacular, and amazingly wonderful yet totally sparkly!!!

Ashley: Maddie, I LOVE your purse!!!
Maddie: Thanks, I thought it was so cute.
Sarah: Look at all the sparkles!!
Ashley: It is totally SPARKELICIOUS!!!

by Maddiethemostamazingpersonintheworld March 27, 2008

Spare Nob Syndrome

When a person is not included in a group conversation or activity. They are not talking to anyone and look lonely and sad. This puts people off of talking to them. Because of this, Spare Nob Syndrome(SNS) is very difficult to overcome.

To get rid of the Spare Nob aura surrounding your being, introduce yourself to new people of the group, and soon enough, you will become known to said group.

Spare Nob Syndrome can occur when you move school, when you get a new job, or when you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend who introduces you to their friends.

Person 1: Aww poor Gareth, nobody's speaking to him. He's looking all left out. ):

Person 2: Yeah, its a shame. He's standing there like the spare nob.

Person 3: True that. It must be really hard suffering from Spare Nob Syndrome.

by Erratic Doorhandle April 29, 2010

Spacket

Sperm packet for an insect. Also,

derogatory term, when used as an insult, similar to a douche bag.

"The male ant left his spacket, and performed a dance to entice the female ant with a dance."

"That 40 year old man trolling the clubs is such a Spacket."

by Miss Beags January 13, 2014

boner spark

verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.

Morgan boner sparked me!

by Ham Sandwiches August 25, 2005