Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.

Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.

by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024

spangles

the soft jiggly fat, useless muscle, and extra skin dangling from a lazy and out of shape older woman's triceps.

As she threw the softball, her exceptionally large spangles caused the throw to be errant, but what a show!

by Stu Cherbourg July 7, 2017

Spangles

A nickname meaning “a high energy friend”

Friend 1: “where’d you get the name Spangles from?”
Friend 2: “it means a high energy friend.”
Friend 1: “ohhh, that describes you perfectly.”
Friend 2: “yeah, I know idiot... that’s why it’s my nickname.”

by Spangles March 9, 2021

Spangle

A sticky, unpleasant mouthful that is spat out, much like the sticky unpleasant boiled sweets manufactured by Mars Ltd until the 1980s, but frequently used to describe spunk.

I fired my Spangle all in her mouth, bitch spat it out.

by S_perma May 19, 2025

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"

by dexinasuit March 28, 2024

Spangled

To be fucked over by someone or something

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

spangled balls

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008