shallowfatuation

1. a more complicated form for .. girlfriend + boyfriend in elementary school/secondary school
2. people who "think" they're in love , but they're only going out with someone because of a physical feature (boytoy or girltoy)
3. shallow - only cares about appearance
infatuation - a foolish attraction that only lasts for a while till either one realizes that they're sick of each other
4. FOOOOOOL

person 1 - " they were talking so much in class today , i bet they're gunna hook up soon "

person 2 - " AHAHAHAH like that even matters , who cares .. if they hook up , its just shallowfatuation , they'll break up sooner than you think "

person 1 - " typical hookup "

by yuiop. June 15, 2009

swallow a fart

The act of holding back a fart in a situation where letting go is not possible.

I was talking to my boss this morning and had to swallow a fart.

by Holdin1now February 9, 2017

fresh spillover

Unsoiled women who wander into your room as a result of your roommate's lack of space and his amazing pimposity.

"Get some girls in your room, so we can have some fresh spillover in ours."

by Karjoe Goldzik October 3, 2005

Shell Swallow

Where a man stretches his foreskin around the head of another penis. The foreskin of the receiving end may or may not have foreskin. When absolutely sure that both parties have foreskin. It would be considered a sweater party.

My penis is so cold due to not having foreskin. Could you shell swallow me for warmth so that I may survive?

by Shell Swallower November 19, 2012

Food Shallow

When someone only eats from a small selection of food the person likes.

Person 1: Do you like bacon?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you like tomatoes?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Do you eat anything? You're so food shallow

by paper233 July 28, 2014

Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

a saying used when you want to say "what the fuck" but the situation isn't something to be that intense about.

usually said in a joking/ironic way, to go along with something that doesn't make sense or is "cringe".
made to sound cringe to match the energy of who you are saying it to.
for maximum effect, put on a "nerdy" voice
;-; (crying)

*emilypickme101 posted a bad attempt at a thirst trap*
the comment section: Erm... what the scallop!! ;-;

by ImNotFunnySrryBoutThat October 14, 2023

swallow his kids

When you swallow his cum

bro she swallow his kids

by Omg totally January 3, 2017