burnt spaghetti

Ennard

Micheal afton: get down here
Ennard:no
Micheal: stupid burnt spaghetti

Ennard:...

by Thetwilight_gacha May 26, 2021

Spaghetti succ

The spaghetti succ is where the female gives a male a blowjob after eating an obscene amount of spaghetti (like 3kg+). During this blowjob the female counterpart will deepthroat the penis and vomit the spaghetti all over the it to get it moist and continue to eat the spaghetti and vomit all over it until he cums and she swallows EVERYTHING.

My mrs ate way too much spaghetti the other night and I got her to give me the Spaghetti succ

by oofSTryKrr July 27, 2018

Spaghetti Necklace

A Spaghetti Necklace is a slang term for a noose. Used in a jokey manor to describe suicide by hanging or make fun of someone who's ended their life via said method.

Fat chance, I’d rather use a spaghetti necklace than sink to your level!

by tEMternette December 18, 2019

Shit Spaghetti

Noun - The type of feces that occurs when a particularly hairy man's ass hairs bind after a hot day or sweaty workingout. Upon going to the washroom, it creates a grater-like effect when expelling fecal matter. The bound hairs proceed to shread the outgoing turds into spaghetti like strands, creating Shit Spaghetti. Particularly evident in Italian men.

"Dude, that hairy guy over there just dropped a load of shit spaghetti into the john and forgot to flush."

by Just a Duck December 12, 2009

Spaghetti Legs

A physiological phenomenon that usually occurs while descending a mountain after hours of strenuous hiking, where the legs become very sloppy, fatigued, and uncoordinated, thus resembling either brittle, or well boiled pieces of spaghetti.

"Oh-man, I got the Spaghetti Legs, this hike was harder than I thought!"

"I think it's time invest in some trekking poles to help with these Spaghetti Legs!"

by withinzcube August 26, 2013

Spaghetti Monster

Also know as God

What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?

by docv October 24, 2008

Spaghetti eating fuck

When something/someone is so majestically fabulously fantabulous that there are no words to describe them so you accuse them of eating Spaghetti because spaghetti is equally fantabulous

~For Charolinat

That chick is a spaghetti eating fuck!! So amazing

by Ninjacorn December 20, 2013