Sporter

Someone who plays sports but isn't good enough to be an actual athlete

friend: are you an athlete?
Me: no I'm not that good

Friend: so your a sporter then?
Me:yeah

by I don't wanna August 20, 2017

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softerness

Comparing the softness of 2 or more items/ objects.

I was unimpressed the softerness of the towels.

by Eggyolked August 31, 2018

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sorternity • Sorter • glass sorter • The Shape Sorter • sorted • Sorcerer • Sorcery • shorter • sorceress • souter

SOTERA

Is fucking amazing. She is beautiful, smart, loyal, and all of the above. She deserves the world, and if you cheat on/break up with her, you are absolutely insane🙃💞Wifey material!!💍

She has to be a Sotera!
Sotera ate that up😮 💨

by Soso💖 April 11, 2022

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squelchy snorter

When you have to take a shit and you fart right before the shit sprays all over your ass

Oh man I've got a squelchy snorter

by Datbadasskid June 18, 2016

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A true god among men. His presence alone is enough to make his enemies bow down in fear, and give his allies the hope to fight for a new day. His dick size rivals the length and girth you see in porn-stars when you go "Monster Cock" on xvideos. Hes rumored to be one of the founding members on the secret society know as "thot patrol" however no evidence has been found to back this up as he seems to be working with some sort of cult at the moment. He is a real niggra, not only stealing from dollar stores but also stealing your memes and your dad (because his left). He blesses the world with his words of wisdom and stories from the old times that have been passed down for multiple generations. He was the first person to truly understand King Crimsons ability. Whilst gaming on his 10k pc, he puts homosexuals and white knights in their place before going home and selling lolis to old Italian men. He exsists in the truemans world and is someone we should all worship and strive to be like.

Example 1
Thot 1: "Oh no, he found us thotting around his base! We gotta run and get outta here!"
Thot 2: "One does not just run away from Ace Sorcerer. Were as good as dead now."
Thot 3: **Dog face filter**

Example 2
Benjamin: " Yo bro, i saw Ace Sorcerer walking down the street today and after stopping and praying that he forgives my wasteyute ways, I made sure to tell him how great he is!"
Lin: Good on you man, make sure that you praise Ace Sorcerer at least once an hour!"

Example 3
Pornstar with 9 incher: "I DONT UNDERSTAND, HOW IS YOUR COCK SO BIG?!"
Ace Sorcerer himself: "Scum like you will never ascend heaven and get dicks this big."
Pornstar with 9 incher: **dies**

by Aloyalfollower March 13, 2018

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