Hallan surger

A very skinny individual who has a fetish for large girls

she would have hallan surger for breakfast

by Hallan surger August 16, 2018

Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.

Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

Trench Surgery

Any informal surgical procedure conducted by friends or family with unorthodox, unclean and oftentimes inadequate tools.

Usually, the said procedure relieves very little symptoms and leaves you in more pain than when you started.

Bloke 1: “Asked my mum to get a massive splinter out of my foot. She used toenail clippers and just ended up pushing it in further.”

Bloke 2: “Ahh the old Trench Surgery didn’t go as planned hey?”

by BoiBoi747 March 23, 2021

fucky wucky surgery wurgery

When the surgeon SERIOUSLY fucked your shit up.

P1: Hey man how did your wisdom teeth removal go?
P2: Dude, the surgeon sucked. Was a total fucky wucky surgery wurgery; he removed all my teeth!

by SlenderSword January 3, 2021

Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition

The act of attempting to drop a syringe into a patient from another story of a building.

Welcome to Dude Perfect: Surgery Edition, let’s see if this syringe makes it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

They did surgery on a grape

It started when "they" did surgery on a grape to show the precision of “Da Vinci surgical system”. For some reason instagram user "simpledorito" posted a picture of an instagram screenshot where everything is written "they did suregery on a grape".

I was today years old when i found out that they did surgery on a grape

by Rrcndkvjeighcjdmmdjcmrmffjjvmf November 25, 2018

tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy July 9, 2011