Siberian Snowstorm

The act of freezing a filled condom before using it as a slingshot to spray frozen cum everywhere

"How did that one night stand go?"
"It went great, I even left her a Siberian Snowstorm as a parting gift"
"How sweet"

by Bigbilly whiz March 2, 2025

Nebraska Snowstorm

Nebraska Snow Storm - When a man ties his partner up on their bed and blindfolds them and then starts to viciously ejaculate huge loads onto their partner to make them think it's snowing

Yo I gave my boy Jesse a Nebraska Snowstorm

-killerCERV33

by killerCERV33 December 12, 2025

Puerto Rican Snowstorm

When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.

Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.

by leverr July 26, 2022

Australian Snow Storm

An intricate masturbatory position requiring the masturbator to be in an inverse of the Z vector tangential to the earth's surface i.e. hanging from a pull-up bar via gravity boots. This form requires strength, finesse, deep concentration, preperation, and most importantly aim. When climax is reached, the ejaculate (if directed properly) will descend gracefully like snowflakes on a Winter's day.

Advanced techniques can be applied to create a reining flurry. As one approaches the apex, vigorous pendulum-like motions combined with slight torquing of the hips can cause the trajectory of the ejaculate to scatter forming a ferocious blizzard.

It is crucial for the masturbator to be properly prepared with all required materials within arms reach. Due to the excessive blood flow and disorientation, failure to prepare in this advanced position can cause irrational thinking, broken bones, and abashed relationships with kin.

Although Steve had been training for months, he went blind while attempting the Australian Snow Storm when the acidity of the poorly aimed semen landed in his eyes causing permanent erosion of his retinas.

by tgirl93 October 31, 2012

Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place

The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard

by Giggity Goo March 27, 2017

Piggies in a snow storm

(receiving a foot job) then blowing ones load on your partners toes

She wouldn't swallow but was keen for her piggies in a snow storm instead

by chewie1 November 29, 2012

Snowtorum

A nasty, frosty mix of snow and ice.

Ugh, the snow made driving hard enough, but this freezing rain is covering the streets in snowtorum.

by GLAMAZONIA February 4, 2012